Better Living Through Caffeine

I love my morning java,
'cause it tastes so fuckin' great,
I had so much this morning,
I can't help but "vi-ber-rate!"
--Shakin' All Over

New jar of instant coffee,
I pop the freshness seal,
In less than 20 seconds,
I'll have that wired feel!

My heart beats like a rabbit,
As I make my cup of joe,
I know I've got a habit,
But it keeps me on the go.
--Much Better Now

My morning mug is empty,
I've no coffee here to drink,
The brand new jar of java's,
Home atop the kitchen sink.
--Damnit!

I got that coffee monkey on my back,
Love to drink that coffee black,
I got that coffee monkey on my back,
Can't get enough of that coffee in my mouth!

--Chicken Truck